Came across a funny post by maryannkoh ...If you are a photographer or married to one, you will get it!
- They would rather carry their bulky camera and kid(s), than hold hands with you.
- When packing for a family vacation, half your allowed baggage allowance goes to their equipment.
- If you’re taking a walk outside and come across some “interesting light” they will make the kids and you sit/stand/pose in public so that they can take a photo.
- You’ll never be able to sit where you like in a restaurant because they will always pick the spot with the best light for photography of the kids and food.
- You’ll never get to enjoy freshly cooked meals because they’ll spend at least 5 minutes taking 10 variations of the same dish with their iPhone.
- They rather drop $1,000+ on new glass than furniture for the home.
- You can’t take a photo of them without taking at least five more.
- If you are concern about the scratch on junior's forehead showing up, they’ll say “Don’t worry I can photoshop it later.”
- They won’t return your calls or text messages, but you can bet they’re still posting pics on Instagram.
- They still use film cameras.
- They spend all their time on the computer and iPhone (and not for porn).
- They like watching arty films that you’ve never heard of or will ever understand.
- Their choices for holiday destinations will be third world countries where they can get great documentary or cultural shots.
- They think everyone else’s photos suck or is a bad copy of some other great photographer.
- They like to edit the colours of their photos to look like scenes from Twilight or 300.
- They like trespassing into old abandoned buildings or going to unpopulated areas where there's a nice lone tree for pictures.
- They always want to show a new photo they took, but don’t really care if you like it or not.
- They hate your friend’s new artsy profile picture.
- Christmas presents for your parents will be a framed portrait that they’ve taken of the kids.
- You can’t go anywhere new without them stopping to take a photo of everything and anything.
- Nothing can ever be naturally pretty, everything must be fixed in Photoshop.
- They are natural hoarders, collecting and keeping piles of old newspapers, packaging, magazines, and other things that “inspire” them.
- They have a weird sense of fashion and like to extend it to you and the children's dressing.
- They have hard drives of photos, but probably have printed 10 images.
- They are always secretly judging your creativity.
- If you’re ever in auto mode, they laugh at you.
- They orgasm every time they learn a new lighting technique.
and actually I'm one of it....so think twice before considering me...hehehe...juz a share no offend!=P
5 comments:
LOL ~~ @ They orgasm every time they learn a new lighting technique
i kena 90% of the above criteria...XD
the cacat hand n wrinkle eye ..
farniee ..
Happii CNY
dang...i am so guilty of the above but i am not a photographer.
simple person...hehehe....tats me...XP
missy:im not a photographer either..instead i should change the photographer word into those u love to snap...me2..five..kena omos all..
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